A coworker of mine has recently written a laugh out loud hilarious review of low-budget eats in the immediate vicinity of our workplace. Thought you couldn't get lunch for less than $5 in Hells Kitchen? Well now you can... although why you would want to if you could at all avoid it is beyond me. I say spend the extra moolatchkas to have a side of confidence with your meal.

Brings back memories of when I used to have to skirt by on $3 lunches around here almost a decade ago. Shame that Jamaican patty shop closed down. Wah!